My seven year old son called from the stairs.
"Why do we have diapers?"
I thought for a second.
"Uh, those aren't diapers, buddy."
"What are they?!" he asked.
"Those are for grown-up mommies." I answered.
"Oh GROSS!" was his response, "those are for VAGINAS!"
How the H-E double hockey sticks does he know that?!
Yes, they are pantyliners. For when mama pees her pants everytime she goes for runs,
I wanted to shout back at him.
Thanks to the whole lot of you young 'uns re-arranging my insides for three and a half years!
