Does Santa Die?

Mom, "Does Santa die?"

That's the question Charlie posed as I delivered his bedtime cup of water after putting the boys in bed.

My answer was no.

Then Carl chimes in, "See?  I told you."

"He must be God's friend."

Ok, I'll give them that.

Some kids call Christmas Santa's birthday.

So, I could see why they might be friends- Santa and God.

It's tough trying to figure out the order of the cosmos...